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designated driver
lol get this in the email.
> > DESIGNATED DRIVER???
> > Only a Queenslander could think of this..
> > >From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a
> true
> > story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
> >
> > Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighbourhood
> > tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
> so
> > intoxicated that he could barely walk.
> >
> > The man stumbled around the carpark for a few minutes, with the
> officer
> > quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys
> on
> five
> > vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.
> >
> > He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
> bar
> and
> > drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off
> (it
> > was a fine dry night) flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the
> horn
> > and then switched on the lights.
> >
> > He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
> > remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
> At
> > last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down
> the
> > road.
> >
> > The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started
> up
> > the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
> over
> and
> > carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathelizer
> indicated
> > no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
> >
> > Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me To
> the
> > Police station this breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
> >
> > "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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