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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-01-04, 11:06 PM Thread Starter
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lol get this in the email.

> > Only a Queenslander could think of this..
> > >From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a
> true
> > story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
> >
> > Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighbourhood
> > tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
> so
> > intoxicated that he could barely walk.
> >
> > The man stumbled around the carpark for a few minutes, with the
> officer
> > quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys
> on
> five
> > vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.
> >
> > He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
> bar
> and
> > drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off
> (it
> > was a fine dry night) flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the
> horn
> > and then switched on the lights.
> >
> > He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
> > remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
> At
> > last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down
> the
> > road.
> >
> > The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started
> up
> > the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
> over
> and
> > carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathelizer
> indicated
> > no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
> >
> > Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me To
> the
> > Police station this breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
> >
> > "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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"When I joined the marines all they gave us was two sticks and a rock! And we had to share the rock between the whole platoon!"
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An oldie but a goodie.
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post #5 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-01-04, 11:54 PM
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Oldie, goodie, but probably a myth, and just because Im in such a good mood
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Love it !
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thats a pissa

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lol good one, would be gutted if his friends killed themselfs though
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never heard that one... a ripper

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Hahahahahahaha Thats A Good One!

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