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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-24-03, 05:28 AM Thread Starter
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biggrin Did you just beat a Monaro?

Saw this link on LS1 forums, just had to post it up, some of the reasons are pearlers.... was off a rather silly forum from

cv8 users guide for if you lose a street race :

1: i couldnt get traction, holdens make fulsik powerful motors

2. "i cant race.. im on my way to get my gen3 oil top up"

3. "my clutch is &^%#!"

4. Ive just rebuilt my LS1, i cant race

5: i wasnt concentrading i was checking out the guy in the vl commodore across the street

6: i was answering my mobile phone mum wanted me to bring home dinner

7. i dont have interceptors on the back

8. "oh were u racing.. i was driving normal.."
i was checking out my 13 year old sisters legs

9: its my parents car

10. "it was a berfday present from dad"

11:its not really my parents car i just cant drive it

12: "its too hot"

13. my mid life crisis just ended

14: if i had've known we were racing I would go home and get my schlicks (actually heard at a UG)

15. its too powerful for the street

16: i thought u were a cop

17: its only a 6..but i luv to brag wen i bet slower cars only

18: was looking for the handle for the back doors

19: my tyres are to dear

20: it was only running on 8 cylinders
my sister was sitting on the gear stick again

21: your mum was sucking too hard
"i couldnt find 2nd"

22: my HSV badge fell off... lost power

23: habib rang me as i was stalling it up

24:my carby flooded

25: i was changing the cd cause my subbie was making strange noises

26: my flux capaictor wasn't charged

27: its only a 2 door commo u expect me to be quick?

28: my NOS button is broken

29: i was looking at the map 4 the finish line

30: my passenger told me she was scared

31: i wasnt ready

32: I thought you meant after 3, not ON 3...

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-24-03, 05:45 AM
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thats just sub woofer sick moint

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33. I was racing a FORD.

Traction sux.
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Ok ill leave this one alone lol :-) those damn flux capacitators lmfao
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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-26-03, 12:10 AM
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23: habib rang me as i was stalling it up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! thats great!!!!!

and the oil burning/rebuild excuses too - hehe funny!!!

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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-08-03, 05:10 AM
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From memory (i am a frequenter of those forums) it was actually ricers excuse for losing to an LS1! i may be mistaken but... it ain't hard to edit.
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Actually, no. On LS1, it's as it is here.
The poster was not happy about it, that's why he posted it.
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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-08-03, 09:03 PM
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LOL!!!! flux hehehehe capasitors heheh! thats a good one lol!

and it sounds as impressive as a "dampolator" lol

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*whipes away tears*

Its funny cos its true !

This is getting printed for my bedroom wall :)
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-08-03, 11:08 PM
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That list was a ricers response to a similar list for ricer excuses when losing a race.

Most ricers would be jealous of a Monaro anyway, dead stock those things look 100 times better than any modified buzz box.

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