Two SC 61's = trouble
Join Date: Jul 2001
> A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 pounds due to very serious
> As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad
>the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
> "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself.
> But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound
>weight loss program.
> The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
>stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed
>nothing but a pair of **** running shoes and a sign round her neck.
> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
> The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
> Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
>huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
> After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like
>way this company does business!"
> The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing
> On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
>10 pounds as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20
> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
>stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
>nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
>you catch me, you can have me."
> He's out the door and after her like a shot.
> This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her,
>when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.
> For the next four days, the same routine happens.
> Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he
>lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years".
> The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds
>muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
>sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
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