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IN PRISON / AT WORK

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up.
This should make things a bit more clear . . .
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Beefchief

Lol!

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theman

Prison hey, sounds good... where do i sign up.

flavze

Prison sounds alright till ya think about all the sex ya gonna get...unwillingly!!!!

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carazy

yeah I'd love prison if it wasn't for the man-love.

The only thing that keeps the justice system working is the thought of another mans manhood.

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OverDose

yeah, prison would be good if theyre was chicks

airconditioning, tvs, computers, ps2s, etc

half decent food if you by it

intresting people

but then theyres the whole homosexual, murders and standover you thing

AU1SIXA

I will stick with work

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Dellboy999

LOL ....... hmmmmmmmm very tempting, but at least after work I can do what I what, and dont need a pass out ... oh wait I am married yes I do ...... hehehehehe

Jason

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FordHawk

Hehe, that doesn't sound like my work

Except for the toilet one.

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pauljh74

But do you think quality of the majority of chicks in prison would make it worthwhile?

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