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Old 09-04-2003, 04:52   #1 (permalink)
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dingo joke...

you have probably all seen this before but i just got sent it and i think its funny...


> An Australian goes on a safari in Africa, taking his pet dingo along
for
> company.
>
> One day, the dingo starts chasing butterflies and before long
discovers
> that
> he is lost.
>
> Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
> with the obvious intention of having lunch.
> The dingo thinks, "Geez, I'm in deep trouble now!"
> Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately
settles
> down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
> Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dingo exclaims loudly,
"Struth,
> that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around
> here?"
>
> Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of
> terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
> "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dingo nearly had me."
> Meanwhile, a monkey had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree.
> He figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
> protection from the leopard. So, off he goes after the leopard.
> But the dingo sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
> figures that something must be up.
> The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes
> a deal for himself with the leopard.
> The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey,
hop
> on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving Aussie
dingo."
> The dingo sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and
thinks,
> "Struth, what am I going to do now?"
> But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
attackers,
> pretending he hasn't seen them yet.
> Just when they get close enough to hear, the dingo says, "Where the
bloody
> hell is that monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me
another
> leopard."
>
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Old 09-04-2003, 07:15   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha :) nice one
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heh heh
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Old 09-05-2003, 00:53   #4 (permalink)
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hehe that's a good one
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nice one
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hahaaha bloody Pissa!!
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Old 09-09-2003, 05:40   #8 (permalink)
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that was in street machine a few issues back if im not mistaken

still have me a laugh but
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your good mate.lol
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