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Old 07-12-2004, 22:44   #1 (permalink)
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Dirtiest joke of 2004:

im not sure if this is allowed on this forum but hey (i coulnt find the rule book so..........)let me know if its too rude!!

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Apparently voted the dirtiest joke of 2004:

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one
day and they saw two teenagers having s*x on a bench.
The little girl says, "Mommy what are they doing?"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies
"Ummm..... they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl
sees two monkeys having s*x. Again she asks her mother
"What are they are doing?" And her mother replies with the same response,
"They are making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother
"Mommy,you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night,eh?"
Shocked, the Mother says,
"How do you know?"

(Wait for it............)
















She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
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Old 07-12-2004, 22:48   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Dirtiest joke of 2004:

oh man......this thread aint gonna last long!!
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Old 07-12-2004, 22:52   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Dirtiest joke of 2004:

LMAO, that just nasty Pete ! Now go to your room !
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Old 07-12-2004, 22:54   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Dirtiest joke of 2004:

I feel ill...just waiting for the LOCK now.
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Old 07-12-2004, 22:55   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Dirtiest joke of 2004:

Lmao!!!!
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Old 07-12-2004, 22:57   #6 (permalink)
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haha you were warned!!
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Old 07-12-2004, 22:58   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Dirtiest joke of 2004:

Was that voted the dirtiest primary school joke ?
Crude.
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Old 07-12-2004, 23:35   #8 (permalink)
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thats funny as
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Old 07-12-2004, 23:51   #9 (permalink)
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hahaha gross!
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Old 07-13-2004, 15:28   #10 (permalink)
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Re: Dirtiest joke of 2004:

That is disgusting...when will the lock make an appearance on this one. I'm taking bets now.
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