A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a classic Ford when a well-know heart surgeon entered his workshop in his XA GT Falcon.
"Take a look at this engine doc.I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em , put them back in and when I finish, it works just like new." the mechanic said.
"So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running"
'92 NC Ghia, 302w 123.9kw at the wheels, dead stock. Peacock Green. Lots of woodgrain and velour
Tint, Mags (17x8 ROH RT's 235/45), Sunroof, Alarm/Immobliser, GM-X624 Amp, DEH-P8250 H/U, Alpine 2x6 1/4" rear, 6"splits in doors, 1" tweeters in dash.
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."
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