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doctor/mechanic joke

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a classic Ford when a well-know heart surgeon entered his workshop in his XA GT Falcon.
"Take a look at this engine doc.I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em , put them back in and when I finish, it works just like new." the mechanic said.
"So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running"

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ohhh... now that is one smart doc

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That's why they often stop the heart for open heart surgery

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