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Old 02-27-2002, 18:53   #1 (permalink)
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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, may we help you?" "There's something wrong with my pecker," he replied.

The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
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Old 02-27-2002, 19:00   #2 (permalink)
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LOL! Good one; don't ya hate smug, know it all receptionists!
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LOL.... That made me smile !


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I liked that one.
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I loved that. Bloody great!
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Old 03-02-2002, 08:06   #6 (permalink)
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wife just read it and cant stop laughing.
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