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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-03-02, 07:46 PM Thread Starter
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Five men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One was an Engineer, the second was an Account, the third a Chemist, the fourth a Computer Tech and the fifth a Public Servant.

To show off the Engineer called his dog, "T-Square, Do your stuff" T-Squared trotted over to the desk, took out some pen and paper ,and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was incredible but the Chemist said his dog was better.

"Measure do your stuff." Measure got walked over to the fridge, took out a litre of milk, got out a 250ml glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 200mls without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that this was impressive. The Computer Tech knew he could top them all.

"Hard-drive, have a go at it." Hard-drive crossed the room, booted the computer, checked for viruses, upgraded the operating system, sent an email and installed a cool new game. Everyone agreed that was a tough act to follow. The four men turned to the public servant and said '"What can your dog do?"

The government worker called to his dog "Coffee Break, do your stuff, boy!" Coffee break jumped to his feet, ate all the biscuits, drank all the milk, erased all the files on the computer, sexually assaulted the four other dogs, injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in a claim for workers compensation, and went home for six months stress leave.
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you forgot the accountant bit :)

... but I guess it had something to do with biscuits and counting??
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hehe... Ive heard a similar one but with cats

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Heheheh - the one I heard was with ppl LOL
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