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Old 06-06-2004, 08:55   #1 (permalink)
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dont step on a duck

Three blonds get into a car accident and they all die. They all go to heaven and at the gates they see god. God says, "you are allowed in heaven on one condition: YOU DON'T STEP ON A DUCK!!!". The blondes say that that seems easy enough, so they walk into the heaven. Wouldn't you know, there are ducks EVERYWHERE!! The first blonde steps on a duck right away. God pops up and says "you have stepped on a duck, so here is your punishment." God comes back with the most uglyest man she has ever seen, and handcuffs him to her forever. It takes the second blonde a while to step on a duck but, she does. God pops up and says "you have also stepped on a duck, so here is your punishment." God handcuffs the blond to a more uglyer man than the first one and she is to stay with him forever. The third blonde goes on and on without stepping on a duck. God randomally pops up and handcuffs the blond to the most hottest man she had ever seen. She looks at him and says "hey, what did you do?" the man looks at her and says "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
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Old 06-06-2004, 14:53   #2 (permalink)
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oh dear
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Old 06-06-2004, 15:03   #3 (permalink)
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what would happen if I BBQ'd a duck?
Ducks are yummy!
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Old 06-06-2004, 15:14   #4 (permalink)
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what would happen if I BBQ'd a duck?
Ducks are yummy!
Laurie Levy is gonna hunt you down for that! Be afraid, Be very Afraid!!!!
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Old 06-06-2004, 15:28   #5 (permalink)
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Hmm cant say ive ever had duck. Had a few blondes tho...
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Laurie Levy is gonna hunt you down for that! Be afraid, Be very Afraid!!!!
Cool, Laurie and I can have a few private words too.


/me gets the gun oil and buckshot ready
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Hmm cant say ive ever had duck. Had a few blondes tho...
had both one night, Duck from a dodge chinese take away and the blonde, both were great but the duck was less irritating in the morning!
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Old 06-07-2004, 03:45   #8 (permalink)
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Im Hungry again!
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Hahahahaha.

You are always hungry, go buy some chippies!

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Care for BBQ duck? Got the Webber all fired up! Blondes for desert too!
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