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Old 03-12-2004, 10:53   #1 (permalink)
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Don't take females on cruises....

Well tonight I was settling down for a few VB's when a mate handed me the Keys to his VS Clubsport and said lets go for a cruise.

Sweet I think, get to flog the arse out of the Clubby and check out the local talents.

Well, his girlfriend and her friend came as well, now me being single - and a tad of ladies man I like to slow down / get beside / stop next to them for a real good gander. (God bless the girl in the short skirt wearing a G-String and the wind blew her skirt up)

God damn, everytime I saw some chicks and pulled up, the girls would start calling them ****s and whores and stick their fingers up at them, and this shat me off to no end as it happened multiple times as obvious the chicks I was trying to tune didn't take too kindly to that !

Its ok for them they are not single, I damn well am !!

Grrrr never again !

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Old 03-12-2004, 16:06   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Don't take females on cruises....

Damn that has to annoy the hell out of you !

Only girl i take with me is my g/f so i cant perv on any other women :(

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Old 03-12-2004, 16:18   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Don't take females on cruises....

Should have let the girls take the crappydore, and you guys take a Ford!
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Old 03-12-2004, 16:43   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Don't take females on cruises....

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What he said!!!!

How the bloody hell did you expect to pic any decent women up in a Commodore neways? Bad move brother.
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Old 03-12-2004, 17:04   #5 (permalink)
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Ahahhaha, I have my wife well trained, I drive, she points out perve potential. Oh, it's good to be married some times! She even knows my tastes in perve!!! :s6:
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Married for a few years now, she knows I look but always come home to her. All a matter of trust I guess!
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lol casper, you do have her well trained :)

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casper - does she have a sister?
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casper - does she have a sister?
No, sorry (I'd have the sister too if she had one) but she was born and bred in Kallangur, Qld if thats any help?
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anyone up for a road trip to kallangur???
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