A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and
looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard
climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After
a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink
from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls
into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side, then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds
the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and
says "hey!" The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaark.......how much water did you drink?!!"
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never heard that 1 or anything like real funny
thats some very funny shite, 
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