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Old 11-03-2004, 02:05   #1 (permalink)
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> Subject: Fw: DRINK!
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> > Subject: DRINK!
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> > "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
> > Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
And
> > all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be
> > out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
> "It
> > is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
> > selfish and worry about my liver." Jack Handy
> >
> > "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
> morning,
> > that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra
> >
> > "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk in order to spend
time
> > with his friends." Ernest Hemingway
> >
> > "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny
> Youngman
> >
> > "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
Stephen
> > Wright
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> >
> >
> > "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
> > fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
> > Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" Brian O'Rourke
> >
> >
> >
> > "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin
> > Franklin
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> >
> >
> > "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
> beer.
> > Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
> does
> > not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry
> >
> > BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! "Genesis"
> >
> > Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
> >
> > To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
> >
> >
> >
> > And, saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
> One
> > afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory To
his
> >
> > buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A
> herd
> > of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the
herd
> >
> > is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed
> > first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the
> >
> > general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular
> > killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain
can
> >
> > only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
> > alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the
> >
> > slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption
> of
> > beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
more
> > efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Hahahah oh Normell, you never fail to amuse!
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Those are good. And there is one more important one...
"I drink, therefore I am, I'm drunk, therefore I was."
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Another one

"I don't have a drinking problem, I drink beer, get drunk, fall down, fall asleep, no problem!!"

love em all Normell!!!
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"Work is the curse of the drinking man" Oscar Wilde
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Old 11-03-2004, 21:00   #7 (permalink)
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LOL love em all
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Let us not forget Winston Churchill's gem

When being upbraided by some matron for being drunk.
"Yes madam, I am drunk.
But tomorrow I shall be sober, whereas you will still be ugly."
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Hahaha. Nice one Normell. Noice moite.
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