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Old 07-13-2003, 08:22   #1 (permalink)
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confused Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?

Man cuts off penis, eats it
July 13, 2003 - http://www.news.com.au

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur. The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity. He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported. The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.
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Re: Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?

..hope it tasted good... as hes never going to have a good shag again
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Ummmm...........sucks to be him. :S
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rofl what a spanner head

*clutches his penis*
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What a freak ! Was Hannibal Lecter involved ?
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LOL I saw this last night.

No need to ask if he swallows it all, eh?
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Well there's the answer to drug education for the kiddies...
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I can't believe he fried it too... what was he thinkin...
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I can't believe he fried it too... what was he thinkin...
Any bloke who chops his own cock off is definitely not thinking .
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Damn and I thought I went on a few benders.....
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