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Old 09-23-2004, 23:04   #1 (permalink)
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A hooker from Perth city centre, Refused to lets pimps represent her,
She managed instead with her sign overhead, Saying darling please pay as you enter.

There was a young man called Dave who found a dead girl in a cave,
It was a fine piece of luck to find a cold f*ck, just look at the money he saved.

A farmer we know called O'Doole, had a long and incredible tool,
He used it to plough or to pleasure his cow, or just as a cue stick at pool.

Any one got anymore These are quite good when you've had a few drinks
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Old 09-23-2004, 23:25   #2 (permalink)
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u started drinking already? if so, that is excellent and i like your style, wish i could join you, hmmmm half an hour till knock off time w00t
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;D beer is your friend convince your boss
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Old 09-24-2004, 00:23   #4 (permalink)
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There was a Rabii named Keith,
who circumstised men with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure or sexual pleasure,
but to get at the cheese underneath.
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Old 09-24-2004, 01:28   #5 (permalink)
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There once was a girl from MT Larkam,
Who would get local farm boys and sark em
When she got tired she would hop on and ride,
she'd not only sarkem she'd ****em
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Old 09-24-2004, 05:41   #6 (permalink)
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There was a young man called Dave who found a dead girl in a cave,
It was a fine piece of luck to find a cold f*ck, just look at the money he saved.
got a different version of that one......

there once was a man called dave, who kept a dead whore in a cave,
she was missing one tit and she smelled like sh*t, but think of the money he saved.

and a few more......

there once was a man from peru, who fell asleep in a canoe,
while dreaming of venus, he played with his penis,
and woke up with a handfull of goo

the once was a girl named dot, who lived on pig sh*t and snot.
when she couldnt have these, she'd eat the cream cheese,
she scraped from teh sides of her tw*t.

the was a man from rangoon, who was born nine months too soon,
he idnt have the luck to be born by a fu/k,
but got scraped from the sheets with a spoon

lacking in taste but funny none the less :D
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okay , they are officially CRAP. sorry guys, but the truth hurts....
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man i dont see you coming up with any.............
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okay , they are officially CRAP. sorry guys, but the truth hurts....
And not suitable for the Asylum either.
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