Originally Posted by Bundy-Bear
There was a young man called Dave who found a dead girl in a cave,
It was a fine piece of luck to find a cold f*ck, just look at the money he saved.
got a different version of that one......
there once was a man called dave, who kept a dead whore in a cave,
she was missing one tit and she smelled like sh*t, but think of the money he saved.
and a few more......
there once was a man from peru, who fell asleep in a canoe,
while dreaming of venus, he played with his penis,
and woke up with a handfull of goo
the once was a girl named dot, who lived on pig sh*t and snot.
when she couldnt have these, she'd eat the cream cheese,
she scraped from teh sides of her tw*t.
the was a man from rangoon, who was born nine months too soon,
he idnt have the luck to be born by a fu/k,
but got scraped from the sheets with a spoon
lacking in taste but funny none the less :D