ricthewheelie

A husband comes home drunk one evening, with a duck under his arm,
and declares,

"This is the pig I've been shaggin',"


The wife says to him, "That's a duck!".



He says, "I was talking to the duck!"

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danxagt

hehehehe

this one was one south park i fink.....

NOTE: u have 2 try it on people...kinda lame on the forums lol

knock knock.....whos there

interupting cow......interupting co..MOOO

BlueAU

Haha nice!

Ghia5L

LMAO!!! Oh that's one party trick I'm gonna remember!

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Big Daddy

lol. I've heard that one before but your ending was was heaps better. classic

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Pursuit_chick

lol nice one

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xf_dude

hahahaah, just the word moo does it for me

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If what i'm saying isn't making any sense, im not drunk, im just like this all the time..............ok so maybe im drunk, but thats beside the point...