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Old 10-21-2004, 00:25   #1 (permalink)
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the duck and the pig

A husband comes home drunk one evening, with a duck under his arm,
and declares,

"This is the pig I've been shaggin',"


The wife says to him, "That's a duck!".



He says, "I was talking to the duck!"
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Old 10-21-2004, 00:31   #2 (permalink)
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Re: the duck and the pig

hehehehe

this one was one south park i fink.....

NOTE: u have 2 try it on people...kinda lame on the forums lol

knock knock.....whos there

interupting cow......interupting co..MOOO
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Old 10-21-2004, 01:38   #3 (permalink)
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Haha nice!
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Old 10-21-2004, 04:37   #4 (permalink)
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LMAO!!! Oh that's one party trick I'm gonna remember!
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Old 10-21-2004, 04:58   #5 (permalink)
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Re: the duck and the pig

lol. I've heard that one before but your ending was was heaps better. classic
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lol nice one
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Old 10-22-2004, 01:23   #7 (permalink)
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hahahaah, just the word moo does it for me
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