Ed Zachary disease (joke)
A young british woman living in Bangkok was worried as she had not had a date or any sex for some time. She was afraid she may have something wrong with her, so went to see the world reknowned Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
She went to his surgery.
"OK take off all your close" Said Dr.Chang. The woman undressed.
"Now, get down and craw reery,reery fass to odder side of room." The woman did this.
"OK now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said "Your problem velly bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. dat why you have no sex or dates."
"Oh my God!" Cried the young woman "What is this Ed Zachary disease?"
Dr.Chang looked the young woman in the eyes and replied,
"Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse."