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elderly and hitchhikers

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel,
where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm telling everybody."
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Re: elderly and hitchhikers


and why wouldn't you!!!!

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
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