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Old 09-09-2004, 04:56   #1 (permalink)
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Election Joke

The Prime Minister was walking through the Cross when he met three 'pay as you lay girls'.Since he was on the campaign trail,he walked up to them and began talking to them. Eventually,of course, he asked them how much they charged.
The redhead smiled coyly at the nations leader and said "$120"
The brunette laughed and said "$125"
But the blonde said "if you can raise my skirt as high as the taxes,take my pants as low as the wages, make your old fella as hard as it is to make a living and root me like you've rooted the country,it won't cost you a cent."
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Dam there is a blonde out there who knows somthing
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Old! That joke is ancient, still kinda funny though.
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do u pay GST for a root ?
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YES get screwed twice!!!!!
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Old! That joke is ancient, still kinda funny though.
^^^What He Said^^^
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God , ya gotta love blondes
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do u pay GST for a root ?
Well it is the Goods and SERVICES Tax.
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