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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 07-12-04, 10:16 AM Thread Starter
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There is a toy factory in America which makes the tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory & arrives promptly at 8 am to start her new job.

The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself.

So, the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel Manager burst's into laughter...

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
'I'm sorry', he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday"

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles"
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Hahahaha that is so stupid its funny


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heheheh What a crack up..


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what a pi$$er thats hilliarious

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very good-...FWD :)

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lol.. awesome

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That one's brilliant!

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