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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 07-22-03, 10:49 PM Thread Starter
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biggrin Eminems next song (rice)

*I copied this from Performance Forums - Don't ask what I was doing there!!*

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!
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Try NOS and get your motor f***ed up worse then my life is?
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And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head”
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Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
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For longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a f***; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem goddamn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner

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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old 07-22-03, 10:55 PM
 
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Re: Eminems next song (rice)

HAHAHAHAHAHA - funniest thing all day!!!
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hahahaha nice one
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Re: Eminems next song (rice)

Quote:
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I don't give a f***; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!
HOW TRUE IS THIS LINE!??! hahhah what a crack up

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Re: Eminems next song (rice)

What a pearler! The last verse in particular

Gotta get it pumpin down chapel now!

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Re: Eminems next song (rice)

Some Japanese have a lot to answer for!!!

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Re: Eminems next song (rice)

Very well done. What a pisser!

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Some Japanese have a lot to answer for!!!

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HAHAHA love it !!!!!

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