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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-09-03, 02:23 AM Thread Starter
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biggrin English to german motoring terms

Don't know if this has been posted before, but here we go!

A Glossary of English/German Motoring Terms - say the german equivalent out to yourself!

Indicators = Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
Bonnet (Hood) = Die Pullnob und knucklechopper
Exhaust = Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
Clutch = Die Kulink mit schlippen und schaken
Puncture = Die Phlatt mit Bludyf***en
Learner = Die twatte mit ellplatz
Estate Car = Der Bagmerroom furschagginkinauto
Parking Meter = Der Tennerpinscher und Klockenqweer
Windscreen Wiper = Der Flippenflappen muckenschpredder
Footbrake = Der Edbangeronvindschreen Stoppenquick
Gear lever = Bigenschticken fur Kangarooshtoppen
Breathalyser = Die Puffitintem fur Pistenarsen
Rear View Mirror = Der Yokhunter Tucklosen
Seat Belt = Der Klunkinklikker Frauleintrapper
Headlights = Das Dipperenderdazzlubastad
Exhaust (old cars) = Der Kaffenundschpitpolluter
Highway Code = Der Wipenfurarsen
Fog Warning = Die Puttenfootdownen und fukkit
Traffic jam = Die Bluddifukkinnk Dammundblast
Rear Seat = Der Schpringentester mit Fraulein
Tyres = Flahttfarts
Backfire = Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen
Juggernaut (Road Train) = Der Fukkengrett Trucken
Accident = Der Bledinmess
Garage = Der heiway Robberung
Cyclist = Der pedallpushinink Pillocken
Skid = Der Banannan Waltzen
Double White Lines = Overtaken und Krunchen
Near Accident = Der Fukken ner Schittenselfen
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who cares i havent seen it before

how long does it take to say footbrake

are these real??

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Fog Warning = Die Puttenfootdownen und fukkit
This one is spot on!

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ROFLMAO!!!!! that is gold!!!

though shouldnt "Der Wipenfurarsen" mean 'speed limits' instead of highway code?

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