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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends
over
to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
husband
demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
"For
the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the
tee.
Her
skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency,
here's £20.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her
skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the
love
'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....
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Hahaa....might mistake where he left his 2 wood cover!

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