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Old 04-21-2002, 20:11   #1 (permalink)
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An escaped convict, imprisoned for murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it! Be strong and I love you." After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says, "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
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Old 04-21-2002, 21:11   #3 (permalink)
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lol good one. Sodomy is the flavour of the month at FF.... ???
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lol@comment and joke

and it's got NOTHING to do with me!
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Old 04-22-2002, 06:11   #5 (permalink)
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Need I remind people there's a link from ford.com.au that currently live???
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Old 04-22-2002, 06:26   #6 (permalink)
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Yes FM we will behave.... sorry
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