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Old 12-27-2004, 21:49   #1 (permalink)
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1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
> 2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
> 3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
> 4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
> 5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
> 6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
> 7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
> 8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
> 9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
> 10. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
> 11. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
> 12. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
> 13. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
> 14. Definition of a will: A dead give away.
> 15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
> 16. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
> 17. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it
> off.
> 18. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
> 19. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
> 20. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
> 21. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
> 22. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
> 23. You feel stuck with your debt if you can'tbudge it.
> 24. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
> 25. Every calendar's days are numbered.
> 26. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
> 27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
> 28. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small
> medium at large.
> 29. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in
> the end.
> 30. Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
> 31. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
> 32. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
> 33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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Old 12-27-2004, 21:57   #2 (permalink)
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well......no....ive never thought about it, and now i have, i realsie that some ppl ahve too much time on their hands hehehehehe

still they were pretty good
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Old 12-27-2004, 22:12   #3 (permalink)
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a bit bored are we Dave?? good play on words...lol
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Old 12-27-2004, 23:14   #4 (permalink)
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Hahaha nice.
Best advice ever given" DON'T PLAY WITH IT...OR IT'LL FALL OFF"
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