Not mentioning all the stuff where I've been the one in 10000 but yesterday tops the list. I finally bought a replacement dog (after one prospective hound took a chunk out of my arm and left me with a nice bruise and at least four beauty puncture marks).
Anyhow, fork over the moolah, get the microchip done, load him into the car. Head off to the pet store to buy a collar. I open the car door and this dog does a full blooded runner. It's been around 24 hours and no dog.
So, that's around $50+ per minute I actually had this dog.
Reason for the post?
Sign me up for a REAL Asylum!