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Old 10-21-2002, 18:20   #1 (permalink)
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Exam Jitters

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness,
or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with
your other hand".
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