A woman has had problems with her eyesight, so she decides to have her optomitrist check it out.
"Doc i'm afraid i'm losing my eyesight" she says. So the doc sits her on a chair and goes to the other side of his room and points to the eye chart.
"Can you read this", pointing to the largest letter.
"sorry, i cant see it" she says straining.
"How about my diploma on the wall, can you see that?"
"No sorry that's blurry too, i cant see it" she says.
The doc unzips his fly and whips out the old fella.
"Can you see this" he says.
"Why yes that's a penis!" she screams, to which the doctor smiles and says
"I know your problem, your cock eyed!!"