if you listen to the social engineers, the people (and i use the term loosely) who did this to your car are the victims.
IMHO, for justice to be served, you should be allowed to do to their rectum what they did to your tyres. some minor panel beating using an ice pick. and i can guarantee you they will NEVER do it again.
You wash your car like it was your firstborn child, you tend to its needs like it was your own body, you protect it like it's your family, then you drive it like you stole it.
Weapons of rice destruction
2002 Ford Falcon AU3 XR6
1985 Ford Sierra XR4i
1980 Ford Escort RS2000