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Fairies Beware - Xmas Joke (worksafe)

One particular Christmas, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. Alas, there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves just weren't producing the toys as fast as the regular ones. Poor Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Clause announced that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Furthermore, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground scattering the toys everywhere.

Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little fairy with a great big Christmas tree.

The fairy said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to 'stick it'?"

...... And thus began the tradition of the little fairy on top of the Christmas tree.

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh thats great!

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HAHAHA, hilarious
i havent heard that one before

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Good one!

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Hahahaha, thats a good one never heard it before

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lol thats great

Am i suppost to put something funny here?
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hahaha. Keep em' coming.

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Hhehe...I have heard that before with the Angel being on top of the Christmas tree. Funny joke.

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Now theres one to file away for when the kids ask, why is there an angel / fairy on top of the xmas tree .............. hahahahaha

I did put something here, but it vanshied, I think

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