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post #1 of 50 (permalink) Old 12-20-02, 08:14 AM Thread Starter
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Favourite Simpson Quote

I know this has been covered before, but whats everyones favourite(s)....

a couple that I have recently seen

homer - "I wont sign anything unless its a contract!"

and in another one, principal skinner is giving out awards(or something) for failing students. Chief wiggums son gets one for failing english
son - "me fail english. Thats umpossible"

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mmm donuts, is there anything they can't do?

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There are so bloody many I could rattle off, but I like this one the best..perhaps im easily impressed :)

Homer:"I'm not easily impressed...wow, a blue car!"

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hahah - the best thread ive seen i na while


Homer - "Hello Operator, gimmie the number for 9-1-1"


Homer - "Id like a seat of the the Mayor"

Waiter - "Yeeeeessss"

*a little delay, no movement*

Homer - "Uhhh, can i get it now"

Waiter - "YeeeeeessssS"

Homer - "Why do you talk like that?"

Waiter - IIIIIII, had a Strrrrroookkke"
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There are far too many to remember! The Simpsons is

* Homer & Bart & Marge in conga line, singing "you don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!"

* Homer : Nb beer and no tv make Homer something something
Marge : Go crazy?
Homer : Don't mind if I do!!!! FOEI*#QJPOWEJFPIEJFPOWEFPWEIF etc.

* Homer : Mmmmmm.... 60 slices of American cheese.... *argmf* .. one ... *argmf* ... two.... ............. *argmf* 60.... I think i'm blind!

* Homer : Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try.

* Homer : I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T -- I mean, S-M-A-R-T.

* Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, you have a letter for me....
Postoffice: Okay. What's your first name, Mr Burns?
Homer: I ... don't ... know ...

* Homer: That dog has a puffy tail. Hee hee hee. Here puff! Here puff!

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Homer : Stupid like a fox !

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Homer in his schooling days...

Barney: Hey, Homer, you're late for English!
Homer: Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England.

Don't break my arse, my bargey wargey arse, I don't think my pants would understand!
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there's a ton of quotes that i could rattle off but this is one that i always remember;

Homer: "C'mon kids, dont fill up on vegetables, save room for your nacho's!".
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Wheres Bart, his dinner's getting all cold and eaten...

Lisa says "lets all listen to Grampa's old ham radio" homer "well put something on, I'm starting to think"

Plenty more...as you may have noticed I have a new quote as a signature every week

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