Federal Government Terrorist Finding Exercise.
Subject : Terrorist Alert
Mark your calendars for next saturday, 17th April, as you may already know, it is a sin for an AL-QAIDA male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next saturday at 4pm Eastern Standard Time all Australian women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not AL-QAIDA, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all Australian women.
And since AL-QAIDA do not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless Australia. It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.