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eek Ferrari Drop Their Pit Crew!!

It has been reported that the Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew
Yesterday. The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take
advantage of the Australian Governments "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire
unemployed youths from the Punchbowl area.The decision to hire them was
brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Lebanese youths in the
Punchbowl area can remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment. Where as Ferrari's Existing crew can only do it in 8
seconds.This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari
Management.As most races are won & lost in the pits; Ferrari would have an
advantage over every team. However Ferrari expectations were easily
exceeded, while during the Crews first practice session; not only were "da
boyz from da bowl" able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12
seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had signed the vehicle over to the
McLaren Team. Mclaren was rumoured to have paid the record sum of 5 fuzzy
dice.The Lebanese community was heard to say that the acquired Fuzzy Dice
will look really slick on their Supped up excels and probably pull them some
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Funny that it is true in a way, though instead of signing it over to McLaren they would probably stip it down and sell the parts on the black market.

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