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A few jokes
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is."
... While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady limping slightly with a cane slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them and into a small room. The walls closed and as the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers lighted up above the wall. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction, and then the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."
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A middle aged woman is looking in the mirror one evening and says to her husband....
"GOD LOOK AT ME, I look fat, old and ugly. Please pay me a compliment"
"YER EYESIGHT IS SPOT ON" He says
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A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."
Salesman: "Is your mommy there?
Boy: (whisper) "Yes."
Salesman: "Can I speak with her?"
Boy: (whisper) "She’s busy."
S: "Is your daddy there?"
B: (whisper) "Yes."
S: "Can I speak with him?"
B: (whisper) "He’s busy."
S: "Is there anyone else there?"
B: (whisper) "The fire department."
S: "Can I talk to one of them?"
B: (whisper) "They’re busy."
S: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"
B: (whisper) "The police department."
S: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"
B: (whisper) "They’re busy."
S: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they’re ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"
B: (whisper) "They’re looking for me."
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