Fight against terrorism
The Leaders of the Free World are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we're encouraging you to demonstrate against the Taliban this Friday at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that the Taliban will not tolerate alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look upon a naked woman.
Therefore, at 15:00 hours this Friday, all women are requested to run naked through the office while men drink beer/wine and look on respectfully.
This is our way of showing our disgust for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists among us (anyone who doesn't comply with this request will be deemed a terrorist and denounced to the World).
Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a free, liberal, democratic world.
FPV - Tickford Club of NSW