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Old 04-22-2002, 18:00   #1 (permalink)
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Finally! The 100% unbeatable, guaranteed theft proofing system

And it costs only $5.95 (cheap at twice the price) and looks like it doesn't even require installation. Why hasn't the world heard about this before?

http://www.avanzini.org/bookstore/stolen.htm

I wonder if you get steak knives with it?
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Old 04-22-2002, 18:23   #2 (permalink)
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For once I can't think of anything to say .. and to think the cops spend all their time looking for thieves when they could be just looking for Satan.
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Old 04-22-2002, 18:48   #3 (permalink)
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For once I can't think of anything to say .. and to think the cops spend all their time looking for thieves when they could be just looking for Satan.
If I can find the registry for the Court of Heaven, I'll certainly lodge my application for a restraining order against Satan.

If I can find an office for his insurance company, I'll also take out one of God's personal theft protection policies. It'll save a fortune on what I'm presently paying. I think it might have been FAI or HIH, as they seem to have operated in mysterious ways.
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Incident Report

Incident description: property stolen from a private residence

Description of suspect: black hair, red skin, pointy tail, black moustache and beard, about 6' tall, holding a triton. last seen perishing in flames laughing hysterically.
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lol nice one AM. I'll pay that one. hahah
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