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Old 09-01-2004, 22:01   #1 (permalink)
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first blonde joke of the month

The blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here And help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster".

Gently he takes her hand and says, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then..." he sighed, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
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bahahaha!!
thats a good one!
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Old 09-01-2004, 22:24   #3 (permalink)
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Heard it before!!!!!!!.
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lol, good one. So harsh on blondes, but so funny.
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Heard it before but its great!
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lol yep lol , but its still hell funny
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An oldie but a goodie
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Two blondes walk into a building, you'd think one of them would have seen it!
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^^^Argh argh argh.... lol
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Kelly, everything is a repost to you isnt it sweetie? lol
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