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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 10-18-04, 08:10 PM Thread Starter
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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little
boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa,
I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies,
"I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back
in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair
spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The
boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands
the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy
another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me
five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
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I don't get it hahahahaha
thats pretty damn funny haven't seen it before

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very good lol

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Good One

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heheheh, for those who dont get it think along the lines of Viagra etc.

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Lol, hahaha it gives a bad image in my head!!!!

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LOL... i wasnt expecting that

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