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Old 05-21-2004, 05:40   #1 (permalink)
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Two male flies were flying around in the air and one noticed a female fly sitting on a piece of shit. One fly said, "I'm going to go talk to her".
So he flew down and landed next to her and said, "Pardon me, but is this stool taken?".

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So so dodgy!
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Old 05-21-2004, 16:07   #3 (permalink)
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oh that is so bad


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Hahaha....I thought I had heard all of the lame jokes. Obviously not. :s3
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did she rip off his wings and call him a walk?
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Or tear his legs of and call him a stop?
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Is this what happened to the 2 lovestruck flies afterwards?...
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that was sooooo seeedy hahahahah
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not as seedy as your boogertime..
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