Join Date: May 2001
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.