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Old 02-17-2002, 18:19   #1 (permalink)
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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