Homer?

> "Football Nights (Sing to the tune of Summer Nights from Grease)"
>
> Wayne Carey: "Anthony's wife, she's such a blast"
> Kellie Stevens: "Sally's husband, always at full-mast"
> Wayne: "She's a ****, crazy for me"
> Kellie: "He's so easy, weak as can be"
> Wayne: "Lisa's birthday, drinking away, oh I love those football nights"
>
> Team mates: "Well ah, well ah, well ah, well, tell us more, tell us more"
> President Aylett: "Did he just grab her breast?"
> Roos team mates: "Tell us more, tell us more"
> Anthony Stevens: "The prick thinks he's the best!"
> Team mates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
> Team mates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
>
> Wayne: "Wanted to screw her, oh what to do?"
> Kellie: "Wayne was so randy, said come to the loo"
> Wayne: "She gave me her body, right in Glen's house"
> Kellie: "I pulled down his trousers, he ripped at my blouse"
> Wayne: "Lisa's birthday, shagging away, oh I love those football nights"
>
> Team mates: "Well ah, well ah, well ah, well, tell us more, tell us more"
> President Aylett: "But he's such a great guy"
> Roos team mates: "Tell us more, tell us more"
> President Aylett:"This must all be a lie"
> Team mates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
> Team mates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
>
> Wayne: "Glen found us at it, decked me with a right"
> Kellie: "Glen dobbed to Anthony, oh what a fight"
> Wayne: "Sally passed out, which was just as well"
> Kellie: "I stayed in the toilet, wet as all hell"
> Wayne: "Lisa's 30th, it's all come undone, oh I hate those football
> fights"
>
> Team mates: "Well ah, well ah, well ah, well, tell us more, tell us more"
> President Aylett: "I had to give Wayne the boot"
> Roos team mates: "Tell us more, tell us more"
> President Aylett:"All because of a root"
> Team mates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
> Team mates: Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh ...
>
> (Slower now)
> Wayne: "My life is over, I was addicted to sex"
> Sally: "I'm in a clinic, our marriage he wrecks"
> Kellie: "I signed a contract, with New Idea"
> Anthony:"Turned out okay, I'll captain this year"
> Wayne: "Oh Kangaroos, what have I done, oh I hate those team mates wives"
>
> Wayne and Kellie: "Sex junky dreams, ripped at the seams, But ... oh those
> Football Ni-ights"
> Ex-team mates: "Tell me more-or-or"