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Old 05-07-2001, 05:54   #1 (permalink)
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A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

Hehehehe probably sums up the consensus of most people today :eek:
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Old 05-07-2001, 05:55   #2 (permalink)
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the assembly line for the automobile, changed the world. As a
reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."

Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, himself." The befeathered fellow at the gate takes Ford to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, "Hey,
aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God says, "Ah, yes." "Well," says Ford, You have some major design flaws in your invention:
l. There's too much front end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much, and
4. The intake is placed to close to the exhaust."

"Hmmm.." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result.
The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It maybe that my invention is flawed," God replies to Henry Ford, "but according to my Computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."


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Old 05-07-2001, 05:58   #3 (permalink)
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DUDE!!.. You're meant to slang the other mob, not US!! :p
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Old 05-07-2001, 06:01   #4 (permalink)
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OOOPS I knew I did something wrong heh, who invented the Holden, all you have to do is add Holden instead of Ford to the first one and substitute the correct name in the second one :D
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Old 05-07-2001, 06:25   #5 (permalink)
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it was 5:00 monday, and superman had just finished work at the ford factory at broady, and decided to step into the local for a quiet one before going home. while he was there he ran into batman and they got talking about there weekend. batman said his was pretty quiet just dragging around in the batmobile with robin doing donuts etc and doing jack.
superman replied that his was pretty exciting, and started by tellling batman how he ended up going flying on sunday. yeah the weather was pretty hot so I went flying around the city to catch the breezes made by the tall buildings. I was flying around the top of one when I spied wonder woman sunbathing naked on this skyscaper, I was feeling pretty good, so I decided to fly down and give her a surprise. so to speak.
was she surprised said batman, yeah said superman but not half as surprised as the invisible man
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BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :D :wink2:
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Would you all bow your heads while we recite The Ford's Prayer...

Our Falcon , which hath injection,
H.O. Vee Eight by name.
Though Holdens come, they are outrun,
on Conrod, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day, our alloy heads,
and forgive us our nitrous,
as we forgive those that run it against us.
And lead us through modification,
and deliver us from GenIII's,
for thine is the Cleveland,
4V power, end of story,
for ever and ever
AMEN
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lovely sermon reverand. (wipes tear from corner of eye and farts)
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MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm sacarligeous :fmad: :WH:
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No offence intended DK and everyone else. I will gladly remove it if you wish.
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