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>> > > > Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
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>> > > > At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him,
>> > > > "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your
>> > > > invention...the assembly line for the
>> > > > automobile...changed the world. As a reward, you can
>> > > > hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."
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>> > > > Ford thinks about it, and says, - "I want to hang out
>> > > > with God Himself."
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>> > > > So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne
>> > > > Room,and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God,
>> > > > "When you invented Woman, what were You thinking?"
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>> > > > God asks, "What do you mean?" Well," says Ford, "You
>> > > > have some major design flaws in your invention.
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>> > > > 1. There's too much front end protrusion.
>> > > > 2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
>> > > > 3. Maintenance is extremely high.
>> > > > 4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.
>> > > > 5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6
>> > > > days of every 28
>> > > > 6. The rear end wobbles too much.
>> > > > 7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
>> > > > 8. The headlights are usually too small.
>> > > > 9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.
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>> > > > And that's just to name a few."
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>> > > > "Hmmm...," replies God, "Hold on a minute." God goes
>> > > > over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few
>> > > > keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the
>> > > > computer prints out a report, and God reads it.
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>> > > > God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my
>> > > > design is flawed, but according to these statistics,
>> > > > more men are riding my invention than yours."
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