- Hot jam donuts with 500 degree C jam
- Public toilet 'splashback'
- Unshowered train passengers (that sit next to you)
- Decaffinated coffee
- Dog poo on my lawn that isn't from my dogs
- Dial up internet connections
- Ricers
- Workplace whingers
- Clueless bosses
- Stupid Joe Public
- Melbournes public transport
- People who drive way below the speed limit in the right hand lane
- Cylinder Deficiency

- Lack of common sense among the public in regards to TV, games, etc
- Deadlines
- Microsoft Windows