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The Ford's Prayer

I recieved this in an E-Mail today. I don't know if this has been posted before, but it is quite humorous.......

Our Falcon, which hath injection,
H.O. Vee Eight Fame!
Though Commodores come, They are Outrun
On Conrod, as it is in Heaven
Give us this day, our Alloy Heads,
And forgive us our Nitrous,
As we forgive those that run quicker against us
And lead us through homologation,
And deliver us from Chevies,
For thine is the Cleveland,
4V Power, End of story,
For Ever and Ever Amen.

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There was another Ford's Prayer posted by Venom XR shortly before the BA was released.

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The Fords Prayer

Our Henry, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy Kingdom come,
thy will be done,
in Detroit as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily fuel.
And forgive us our burnouts,
as we forgive those who race us.
And lead us into dragracing,
but deliver us from Jap jobs.
For Ford is the kingdom, the power of the V8. for ever and ever.
Arsehole - this bit pinched from Derek & Clive :)

I recall a book called Brave New World (which I think was also a movie) were people worshipped Henry Ford, HF dies which becomes year zero then every year after is 10AF, 20AF (After Ford)!!!

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As I drag you down the street,
I laugh, its just another holden to beat!
As you TRY accellerate,
I hit the gas and overtake!

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