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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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And whos fault is that Falchoon......lol j/k

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A. Because they usually have a mouthful and its too hard to do two things at once!

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^^^^LMAO. You'll get into trouble for that.

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