There was a widow that put an ad in the news paper looking for a man. her demands where that he will not beat her, will not run away, and must be good in bed. She got tousands of men replying but none were good enough. But one day a man with no legs and no arms came to her door. She asked him why he thought he was good enough. he said" well i have no arms so i cant beat you, i have no legs so i cant run away". And she said "What makes you think you are good in bed" he replied "how do you think i rang your door bell?"
He rolled there I think, then launched up a ramp that an accomplice set up. He then flew through the air and, after allowing for wind resistance, perfectly hit the door bell with the point of his pirate hat. Thats what I was told anyway.
Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
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