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Old 12-03-2009, 10:29   #1 (permalink)
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Found this funny

This was on another forum I'm on , thought it was funny,

Making a baby. This is hilarious!

I laughed, a great giggle.
>
> There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!--
>
>
> The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
> surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was
> to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off
> now. The man should be here soon.'
>
> Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
> happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning,
> Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'
>
> 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been
> expecting you.'
>
> 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you
> know babies are my specialty?'
>
> 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
> seat !.
>
> After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'
>
> 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
> couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room
> floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
>
> 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and
> me!'
>
> 'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we
> try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles,
> I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
>
> 'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.
>
> 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be
> In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with
> that.'
>
> 'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.
>
> The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
> baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
>
> 'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
>
> 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider
> their mother was so difficult to work with.'
>
> 'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
>
> 'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the
> job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a
> good look'
>
> 'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
>
> 'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too.
> The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly
> concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
> Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had
> to pack it all in.'
>
> Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your,
> uh...equipment?'
>
> 'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod
> and we can get to work right away.'
>
> 'Tripod?'
>
> 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much
> too big to be held in the hand very long.'
> Mrs. Smith fainted
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Old 12-03-2009, 22:24   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Found this funny

That's a pretty good one R.S.
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Re: Found this funny

It is a good one
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