I knew that would get your attention!!!
A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a
bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice
place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come
from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a
drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the Italian says, "Yeah, dat's-a a nice-a bar,
but vere I come from, dere's a betta one. Over in Brooklyn, dere's-a this
place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink.
You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great?
Where I come from in Dublin, dere's this place called Murphy's.
At Murphy's, dey buy you your first drink, dey buy you your second drink, dey
buy you your tird drink, and den, dey take you out de back and get you
"Wow!" say the other two."That's fantastic! Have you been there?
"No," replies the Irish guy, "but my sister has!"