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Old 05-23-2002, 19:52   #1 (permalink)
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this had me laughing for a while.... but that's just me :bs2:

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single huh???"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"
He says, "Because you're f*cking ugly."
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